Thursday, March 30, 2017
Half-human, he's very depressed
Was doomed when he dared to self-test
He knew it was risky
But soon he grew frisky
One assumes it put hair on his chest.
Doc Brewster (Béla Lugosi) turns himself into The Ape Man (William Beaudine; 1943).
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
In a show about criminal rats,
Fast dough, faster women and gats,
With lowlifes and grift
And the going gets grim without bats.
Béla Lugosi plays mobster Eric Marnay in Black Friday (Arthur Lubin; 1940). With Edmund MacDonald (right). Title by David Cairns, who never leaves us wanting.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Is Lugosi affecting a limp?
Does he mosey erect like a chimp?
Is that fur at his cuffs
That's emerging like ruffs?
Heaven knows he's bedecked like a simp.
Béla Lugosi sports a frock coat in The Ape Man (William Beaudine; 1943).
Monday, March 27, 2017
Innocuous aftershave lotion,
Or noxious and crafty new potion?
Just a pat on the face
And a bat will give chase
This blockhead once laughed at the notion.
Béla Lugosi, Alan Baldwin and John Ellis in The Devil Bat (Jean Yarbrough; 1940). Lugosi plays a scientist who develops and aftershave lotion that attracts a gigantic killer bat. Title by aquatic Donald B. Benson.
Sunday, March 26, 2017
She started her days as a doodle
A cartoon portraying a poodle
Then her form was revised
To party, and sway and canoodle.
Image: Dizzy Dishes (Dave Fleischer; 1930). Introduced in 1930 as a nameless poodle (note the ears) dressed in flapper fashions, the original Betty was the girlfriend of established Fleischer star pooch, Bimbo. In 1931, New Yorker Mae Questel took over vocal duties for Betty, providing her trademark squeaky voice. The following year, the character was officially christened as Betty Boop and assumed her more familiar human form, although she maintained her romantic interest in Bimbo for several films.
Friday, March 24, 2017
With a whip he's a cranky young guy
He lets rip till you're spanked and could cry
But his newly-found status
Is due for hiatus
Soon you'll grip him and yank him up high.
Dr. Waldman (Edward van Sloan) and Henry (Colin Clive) discover that the Monster (Boris Karloff) has hung Fritz (Dwight Frye), using the whip Fritz had lashed him with. Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931)
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Count Drac as a Hollywood hood?
Does he smack around molls like he should?
Does he wear a fedora?
Maybe scare Nick and Nora?
Then crawl back into squalor for good?
Black Friday (Arthur Lubin; 1940) stars Boris Karloff, and Bela Lugosi and Anne Nagel. Title by almoist haunted David Cairns.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Quite at ease playing zany neurotics,
Japanese, or else any exotics
This character star
From the bar won't stray far
As he freezes his brain with narcotics.
According to The Lost One: A Life of Peter Lorre, as a young man, Lorre suffered a ruptured appendix and underwent surgery. When a second surgeon treated further complications in 1925, he prescribed morphine to soothe the discomfort. This was the beginning of Lorre's lifelong dependence on morphine. Image: The Lost One (Peter Lorre, 1951)
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
With an accent incredibly thick
Bela lacks in street cred, sounds ridic
Racketeering's not right
Drac seems weird, without bite
His attacks cause no dread in this flick.
Béla Lugosi as your standard Hungarian gangster in Black Friday (Arthur Lubin; 1940).
Monday, March 20, 2017
Three menaces bend in a huddle
Old friends, with their tendrils they cuddle
And, brandishing knives
And handguns, the lives
Of enemies end in a puddle.
Baddies Peter Lorre, Bela Lugosi, and Boris Karloff conspire in You'll Find Out (David Butler; 1940).
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Saturday, March 18, 2017
Groucho's pumped up with power in "Duck Soup"
They blast trumpets, strew flowers, loudly whoop
But no prince, he's a heel
He'll throw insults and steal
Like that chump in his tower - what a poop!
Top: Zeppo and Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (Leo McCarey; 1933); Above: Mike Pence and Donald Trump in Beelzebub Over the White House (Alan Smithee; 2017).
Friday, March 17, 2017
A profane little ditz and what's more
Mundane little Fritz ain't top-drawer
The guy's unprepared
By surprises is scared
Which explains why the brain hits the floor.
Dwight Frye as Fritz in Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931). Drop everything, it's Dwight Frye-Days.