Friday, November 17, 2017

Dullard Oblongata



Fetch a brain that is warm, good and kind
Must be sane, well-informed, and refined
You had only one job
You dumb drone, you poor slob...
Who'll explain the abnormal-type mind?

Fritz (Dwight Frye) drops the normal brain in Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931). Title by the oblong David Cairns.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Couching Tiger



When adored young Irena's transfigured
Hide a sword in your cane like old Sigurd
When this wildcat gets frisky
Or else riled, then it's risky
Act untoward toward this jane and you're jiggered!

David Cairns



Simone Simon as Irena, and Tom Conway as her amorous psychiatrist, Dr. Judd, in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942). Judd carries a cane which contains a blade in the handle.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Nothing More Than Felines



In a Serbian village long gone
A disturbing megillah went on
The men formed committees
And transformed into kitties
But those furballs were killed by King John.

David Cairns

In Irena's dream in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942), Dr. Judd (Tom Conway) appears as King John of Serbia, bearing his sword to punish heathens.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Cad People



Don't you blindly tempt fate, just dismiss her
She's a client, not date, so don't kiss her
Just one smooch on her mouth
And your future goes south
Though you'll find she's a great little hisser.

Psychiatrist Dr. Louis Judd (Tom Conway) and his patient Irena Dubrovna Reed (Simone Simon) in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942). Title by David Cairns, a real people person.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Claws For Alarm



Her beauty he came to adore.
He loved her like no girl before.
But then he was shocked
When marriage unlocked
The wrong type of Pussy Galore.

Donald B. Benson

Cozy or ominous? Newlyweds Oliver and Irena (Kent Smith and Simone Simon) cuddle by the fire in The Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942).

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Greens to an End



He mumbles (with hints that he cussed)
In rumbles he's mincemeat--a bust
But greens from a tin
Are means for a win
His muscles in spinach do trust.

Surly Hack and Donald B. Benson

Friday, November 10, 2017

In Tent to Kill



At the circus they die with a splat!
From their perches up high they fall flat  
Hubby Dwight is quite jealous
And a mite overzealous
So berserk that he'll try on this hat!



Dwight Frye plays trapeze artist "Flandrin the Great" in Circus Queen Murder (Roy William Neill ; 1933), which the IMDb describes as "...a sordid tale of marital infidelity, murder, cruelty to animals, and cannibalism." Sounds like pre-Code to me. Title by well in-tent-ioned Donald B. Benson.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Letting the Cat Out



You dope! Though she's fit and of age,
Don't open this pretty one's cage
Her inner she-beast
By sin is released
And you'll cope with a kitty cat's rage.

Simone Simon and Tom Conway in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942). Title by hepcat Donald B. Benson.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Scratch Me If You Can



Not purring, just matter of fact
How she yearns for a pat on the back
To a loafer she's wedded
Now the sofa is shredded
Cause she turns to a cat in the sack.

David Cairns

Simone Simon stars as Irena in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942).

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Kitten Around



At the zoo, meet a Serbian sketching
Bill and coo, she's superb, and she's fetching
But when kissing her quick
She goes "Hiss!" and looks sick
And she spews up a furball -- that's retching.

David Cairns

Oliver Reed approaches Irena Dubrovna as she sketches a black panther at the zoo: Kent Smith and Simone Simon in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942).

Monday, November 6, 2017

Cat Scandal



If to passion Simone doth surrender
(In a flash she is prone to feel tender)
She's afraid she'll transform
And have strayed from the norm
Then she'll slash to the bone her offender.

David Cairns

Simone Simon as Irena in Cat People (Jacques Tourneur; 1942).

Friday, November 3, 2017

Whelp Wanted



Going mad, into secrets they pry,
Create addled, sick freaks that won't die  
When the work and the gore
For these jerks proves a chore
They place ads for a sneak like D Frye.

Your friendly neighborhood mad doctor is at it again. Boris Karloff as The Monster, Dwight Frye as Fritz, and Colin Clive as the doc, Henry Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931). Title by David Cairns, wanted in North and South Dakota.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

When the Growing Gets Tufts



Lugosi's a Roma with bite
Who knows where he roams late at night?
This gypsy's a curse
He'll nip you or worse
Fur grows plastic combs can't make right.

Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney) is bitten by Béla (Lugosi), the Gypsy werewolf in The Wolf Man (1941). Title and assist by David Cairns, a growing boy.