Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Doctor is Incensed

This "doctor" can't git to first base
A knock and she quits their embrace
For soon it's a crowd
Both loony and loud
Two blockheads now sit in his place.

Chico and Harpo prevent Groucho Marx from hooking up with Esther Muir in A Day at the Races (Sam Wood; 1937). Groucho playes Hugo Z. Hackenbush, a veterinarian posing as a doctor.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Raise the Rufus

On this wild man this broad took a chance
Even smiled at his bawdy romance
What gets Teasdale excited,
Has her pleased and delighted?
She's beguiled by his vaudeville style dance!

Rufus T. Rirefly (Groucho Marx) entertains Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont) and Vera Marcal (Raquel Torres) in Duck Soup (Leo McCarey; 1933).

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Harpe Diem

On strings so divinely he'll float
No zingers, one-liners to quote
Though simple, no child
He's impish and wild!
The things you will find in his coat!

Harpo plucks the strings in Monkey Business (Norman McLeod; 1931).

Monday, July 24, 2017

Atsa Entertainment

His bit's hitting notes with a "gun"
His wit he devotes to the pun
With accent unreal
He attacks them with zeal
Faux Italy's quotable son.

Chico Marx, jauntily playing piano in Monkey Business (Norman Z. McLeod; 1931).

Sunday, July 23, 2017

The Spin-ach Cycle

On Popeye's big chin baddies beat
But he'll stop 'em, beginning tout suite
He'll grow buff, and pack power
From this stuff he'll devour
Nothing tops the canned spinach he'll eat.

Popeye downs his spinach in Beware of Barnacle Bill (Dave Fleischer; 1935).

Friday, July 21, 2017

Do You Want Flies With That?

Live spiders and flies, he demands
He eyes one, and sighs when it lands
No ifs, ands, or buts,
Dwight Iliff is nuts
Surprising these guys with jazz hands!

Dwight Frye-Days celebrates actor Dwight Iliff Frye. Here he is (as Renfield) with Charles K. Gerrard and Edward Van Sloan, in Dracula (Tod Browning; 1931). Title by Donald B. Benson, lord of the open flies.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Bride Sharing

We pause at these matches risqué
Drop jaws at attachments four-way
No honeymoon's sweeter
(How fun! A three-seater!)
But the law's gonna catch them someday.

Thelma Todd, Chico and Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers (Norman Z. McLeod; 1932). Title by Donald B.Benson, always a bridesmaid.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Ladies Man-iac

Some people find Harpo endearing
They leap to their feet and start cheering
He's sweet and angelic
Not some heated old relic
A creep who at starlets keeps leering.

Harpo Marx is the center of attention in this still from The Cocoanuts (Robert Florey, Joseph Santley;1929).

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

He and Shenanigans


Each son has been taught since a lad
That fun, though it's naughty, ain't "bad"
If you fool with a tart
After school, play it smart
Or one day a snot calls you "Dad".

Surly Hack and Donald B. Benson

David Landau, Thelma Todd, and the Marx Brothers in Horse Feathers (Norman Z. McLeod; 1932).

Monday, July 17, 2017

Saddle Score

And never would censors endorse
Endeavors intended as coarse
No couples abed
Sans nuptials, unwed
How clever this then, with a horse!

Harpo Marx beds down with his steed in Duck Soup (Leo McCarey; 1933).

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Violent Greens

When his muscles pop out like balloons
Popeye busts all those loutish great goons
All this winning is due
To the spinach he'll chew
It's more trusty than sprouts, peas or prunes.

David Cairns

Popeye pumps up in Beware of Barnacle Bill (Dave Fleischer; 1935).

Friday, July 14, 2017

Meatless Frye-Day

Three dummies, one's merely a relic
All keep mum, one looks queerly angelic        
One man's back has a crook
One hangs slack from a hook
So in sum, they are weird, psychedelic.

David Cairns

Dwight Frye-Days meets the Marx Brothers: Frye and Harpo in Frankenstein (1931) and Horse Feathers (1932). Title by meaty Donald. B. Benson.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Friendly Firefly

Bullets struck! The gun's rat-a-ta-tat!
What a ruckus! This thunderous gat!
Firefly's friendly fire's fraught
It's his men that he's shot
Here's five bucks, keep it under your hat.

David Cairns

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx) shoots his own soldiers and--at least momentarily--attempts to pay to cover it up: Duck Soup (Leo McCarey; 1933). Firefly slips the bribe to his assistant, Bob Roland (Zeppo Marx).