Friday, October 31, 2014

A Case of the Runes



The professor might seem a bit manic
He's a mess, eyes a gleam, in a panic
He's distressed he'll be burned,  
And the lesson he's learned
Is: don't mess with a demon satanic.



Niall MacGinnis is Dr. Julian Karswell, a sophisticated villain in the Hitchcockian mold, in Night of the Demon (Jacques Tourneur; 1957). Title by head case David Cairns. Happy Halloween! Stay tuned for more horror in November.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Melancholy Dana



What you hold is no more than a scrap
But you're told through the lore it's a trap
And the scheme is appalling,
For a demon it's calling...
You're too old for this horror film crap.

Dana Andrews stars as a skeptic of the supernatural in the superb Night of the Demon (Jacques Tourneur; 1957). Title by paper-trained David Cairns.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Never Mind the Diabolics



Old Karswell's a naughty professor
A bizarre and a haughty transgressor
This diabolist mage
Passed the dabbling stage
Now the Dark One's his grotty possessor.

David Cairns



Niall MacGinnis is terrific as Professor Karswell, leader of a satanic cult in Night of the Demon aka Curse of the Demon (Jacques Tourneur; 1957). With Dana Andrews.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Rime Is Gonna Get You



On a lonesome road walking in dread
You know a fiend's stalking your tread
For the runes that you're holding
Call that goon you're beholding
Once you're prone he'll start shocking you dead.

David Cairns




Maurice Denham is Professor Harrington in Night of the Demon aka Curse of the Demon (Jacques Tourneur; 1957). Coleridge quote provided in the diary of the late Professor Harrington: “Like one upon a lonesome road he walks in fear and dread, because he knows that close behind a frightful fiend doth tread.” If only the film's producer hadn't insisted on showing the demon.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Forlorn Correspondent



A journalist chasing a story
Has adjourned to the place that gets gory
This young wag's fit to go
With no tag on his toe
He'll return in disgrace or in glory.

David Cairns



Investigating a series of grisly killings, reporter Lee Taylor (Lee Tracy) disguises himself as a corpse to smuggle himself into the morgue in Doctor X  (Michael Curtiz, 1932). With Lionel Atwill as the title character, "Doctor Xavier."

Friday, October 24, 2014

Pan and Scandal



His hilarious nickname was "Pinky"
He played characters sicko and stinky
And his rowdy soiree
Was too loud and too gay,
An affair filled with kicks rather kinky.



Supercilious staple of horror movies Lionel Atwill in The Ghost Of Frankenstein (1942). From Brian's Drive-In Theater: Atwill's career nearly came to a halt in 1941, following a Christmas party he hosted in late 1940 that allegedly involved an orgy, a minor, naked guests, and pornographic films. Read our previous limericks on Atwill and the scandal here and here.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Fire Atwill



Should this pervert be kicked from the flickers?
He's deserving of brickbats and snickers
Our gorges will rise
At his orgies, outsize
He unnerves, getting wicked in knickers.

David Cairns



From David Cairns: This is somewhat imaginatively contrived from stories of "Pinky" Atwill's sex scandal. Images: Lionel Atwill and Kathleen Burke in Murders in the Zoo (1932) ; Atwill in Mad Doctor of Market Street (Joseph H.Lewis; 1942). More on Atwill and that scandal here.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

It Was a Dark and Stormy Rite



Raging storm, uncontrollable science
An abnormal, unholy alliance
When a monster's created
The mad doctor's elated
Though the former's a soul-torn appliance.



The Baron and Fritz (Colin Clive and Dwight Frye) charge the Monster (Boris Karloff): Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931). Tile by bright and sunny David Cairns.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

The X-Philes



No portrait in text can describe 
The horrors Doc X will prescribe
This uncanny, weird chiller
Has a cannibal killer,
And a sordidly sexual vibe.

Poster for the decidedly pre-code Doctor X (Michael Curtiz, 1932). Title by cinephile David Cairns.

Monday, October 20, 2014

The Doctor Will Seize You Now



There's a pest who likes gore and wrings necks
He's ingesting each corpse he dissects
To the touch he's synthetic
And his clutch is prosthetic
Film in question? The warped Doctor X.
 


Lionel Atwill and Preston Foster in Doctor X (Michael Curtiz, 1932), a twisted pre-code horror gem, eerily hued in two-strip Technicolor. Title by David Cairns, who laments that his favorite line in the film, "An empty sleeve is abhorrent to most men," doesn't scan as a limerick.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Belly-Flophouse of Wax



His dastardly plans falling flat,
They at last trap the squalid old rat
And resolving the plot,
By revolver he's shot,
And the bastard will scald in a vat. 

Surly Hack and David Cairns

Mad sculptor Ivan Igor (Lionel Atwill) takes a hot wax bath in Mystery of the Wax Museum (Michael Curtiz; 1933).

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Birthday Suitor



Take a peep at this jewel at rest 
While asleep, by a ghoul she's undressed
She's adorably pink
He's a horrible fink
One more creep who's unduly obsessed.



Lionel Atwill strips Fay Wray for a waxing in the chiller shot in two-strip Technicolor, Mystery of the Wax Museum (Michael Curtiz; 1933). Title by David Cairns, well suited to horror.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Sculprit



Some artists mold clay, some play sax
Some carpe the day, some are hacks
This wise guy devises
A guise that surprises
And startles his prey with hot wax.



Two-strip Technicolor Lionel Atwill (as crazed sculptor Ivan Igor), and Fay Wray in Mystery of the Wax Museum (Michael Curtiz; 1933). Title and assist by David Cairns, waxing eloquently.