Thursday, July 24, 2014
Larry's stuck in a terrible mood
Out of luck, in despair, he'll just brood
His perpetual state
Is to fret about fate
But the schmuck has to scare up some food.
Larry Talbot is a barrel of laughs in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Maria Ouspenskaya and Lon Chaney Jr. in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (Roy William Neill; 1943).
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
First he's pulling out throats, the blood spurting
Then from wolf to the goat he's reverting
All this change makes him queasy
He feels strange and uneasy
Prefers wool--the fur coat's disconcerting.
All's unwell in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Lon Chaney Jr., looking uncomfortable.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Pity poor little, frightened, lost Larry
On the moor late one night he did tarry
Now he whines and he frets
Every time the sun sets
'Cause he's sure full moon's light gets him hairy.
HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN: A morose Larry Talbot, aka the Wolf Man, is comforted by Ilonka, a gypsy girl. Image: Lon Chaney Jr. and Elena Verdugo in House of Frankenstein (Erle C. Kenton, 1944). Title by David "Baby face" Cairns.
Monday, July 21, 2014
When he's Larry he mopes, wears a scowl
As a werewolf he lopes, on the prowl
Always goes for their throats
As he sows his wild oats
While he merrily gropes with a howl.
Wolf Man Larry Talbot lusts after Gwen Conliffe in our make believe limerick film, HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Lon Chaney Jr. and Evelyn Ankers in a trailer for The Wolf Man (1941).
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Depredations more vicious, intenser
And sensations delicious, immenser
If they're spied on the screen
Not implied and unseen
Try the patience of fish-eyed old censor.
Something horrible is shadowed in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: A body is discovered on the moors in The Wolf Man (1941).The actors with lanterns might be Ralph Bellamy and/or Warren William.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Like a nightmare, Lon's suddenly vexed
From a bite where his blood's gotten hexed
Turning vividly bristly
Like a widow from Sicily
He affrights, scares and murders -- you're next!
Things get hairy in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.) transforms into the Wolf Man in House of Frankenstein (Erle C. Kenton; 1944).
Thursday, July 17, 2014
With Lon's playing, it's "less isn't more"
First he'll bay, then aggressively roar
On cadavers he'll feast
Like a ravenous beast
His portrayal's a mess, but no bore.
The werewolf chews op the scenery in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Lon Chaney Jr. and Evelyn Ankers in The Wolf Man (1941).
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
The werewolf, for mauling, was sought
In a snare the fur-baller is caught
But, the chasing now ceased,
The mob's facing no beast,
And what's there's not at all what they thought.
The Wolf Man is revealed to be Larry Talbot in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Lon Chaney Jr., with and without yak fur, in The Wolf Man (1941).
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Here's a wolf you can't keep from your door
He's a cruel one, fangs steeping in gore
But when satellite wanes
He turns prat and complains
Just a foolish and weepy old bore.
The moon is full in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Lon Chaney Jr is on the rage in The Wolf Man (1941).
Monday, July 14, 2014
What a clot! The great strapping galoot
At a trot, wrapped a trap round his foot
At a trot, wrapped a trap round his foot
He's more beast than a son
Or at least two-in-one
With a swat his pop saps the poor brute.
David Cairns with Surly Hack
John Talbot realizes he's just struck down his son in our plot-scrambling 'What if?' film, HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Claude Rains holds the silver-tipped cane in The Wolf Man (1941). Read this one as if you were Scottish, like David Cairns, who rhymes 'foot' with 'brute'.
Sunday, July 13, 2014
A pappy must chasten his boy
And the strap's no disgrace to employ
But a capital case
Has this chap losing face
With a whap coup-de-grace he'll destroy.
John Talbot raises his hand against a wolf and strikes his son in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: What looks to be the stunt doubles of Claude Rains and Lon Chaney in The Wolf Man (1941).
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Is he werewolf, genteel, or insane?
Rueful Larry can't deal with the strain
The poor slob comes unglued,
When by mob he's pursued,
Plus his parent, who's wielding a cane.
A domestic squabble erupts in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Claude Rains, Lon Chaney Jr., and Evelyn Ankers in The Wolf Man (1941). Title by David "Big Daddy" Cairns.