Thursday, December 8, 2016
Leslie Banks, with a scar on one cheek
Plays a crank called Count Zaroff, unique
Chasing Jo-el McCrea
But his goal is Fay Wray
This wanker ain't far off a freak.
Banks, Wray, and McCrea in a still from The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932). Title by Donald B. Benson, a people person.
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Dead men who get sticky and wormy
Make censors get sick and quite squirmy
"Most Dangerous Game"
Got changed all the same
After mending with trick taxidermy.
Donald B. Benson, Surly Hack, and David Cairns
One of Count Zaroff's trophies in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932). Shots of stuffed human bodies were cut from the film.
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Move quickly through moss-cushioned bogs
Past thickets, across giant logs
In the jungle you race
As a hunter gives chase
'Til the sicko is tossed to the dogs.
Joel McCrea and Fay Wray star in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel; 1932). The film was shot at night on the King Kong Skull Island jungle sets. Title by the titles champ, Donald B. Benson.
Monday, December 5, 2016
In this jungle where Kong used to groom,
Men are running headlong through the gloom
A mad count there takes aim,
Shoots, then mounts them as game
To be hung in his wrong trophy room.
In The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932), Fay Wray and Joel McCrea race through RKO's lush jungle sets also used for Skull Island in King Kong.
Friday, December 2, 2016
The bog you flee through seems familiar
Dark, foggy, all gloom, getting hillier
You're off track by a mile,
Wind up smack on Skull Isle
As some dogs and a loon try to kill yer.
Fay Wray and Joel McCrea flee in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932). The familiarity for Miss Wray is that the film was shot on the jungle sets of Skull Island and King Kong.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
You're shipwrecked! A storm blew your mast away
What a gyp! You're now formally castaway
On a fateful, star-crossed isle
Where natives are hostile
Like this pipsqueak, abnormal, who'll blast away.
Fay Wray, Joel McCrea and Leslie Banks play The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932).
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
In this gruesome and moody film shocker
These two must elude a loon stalker
At their plight they're surprised
Though they might have surmised
They were screwed when they viewed his big knocker.
Top: Oscar 'Dutch' Hendrian, Leslie Banks, Noble Johnson, Fay Wray and Joel McCrea in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack; 1932). Noble Johnson plays Ivan, henchman to Count Zaroff. From the IMDb: African-American movie actor and producer Noble Johnson was born on April 18, 1881, in Marshall, Missouri. In 1916 he founded his own studio to produce what would be called "race films", movies made for the African-American audience, which were ignored by the "mainstream" film industry. The Lincoln Motion Picture Co., which was in existence until 1921, was an all-black company, the first to produce movies portraying African-Americans as real people instead of as racist caricatures.
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
A marvel at raising an eyebrow,
The scarred one's amazed you don't die now
Though you're chased and pursued
He shows taste, never crude
Chez Zaroff it pays to be highbrow.
Count Zaroff (Leslie Banks) hunts The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932).
Monday, November 28, 2016
He keeps on caressing his scar
The creep's an obsessive-bizarre
He seeks human prey
(He's freakish that way),
And steeps heads of guests in a jar.
Leslie Banks and Fay Wray in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932). The head is being marinated for mounting as a hunting trophy. During WW1, Banks sustained an actual facial scar, here covered by his beard.
Friday, November 25, 2016
At terror they're swell and endearing
Their pairing fans welcome with cheering
Though on posters he's pasted,
Here Lugosi is wasted
She's just scared because Bela keeps leering.
Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi get top billing in Black Friday (Arthur Lubin; 1940). However, when Karloff decided to switch leads, Lugosi lost a starring role, and was given a small, thankless part as a gangster. Title by our go-to guy, Donald B. Benson.
Thursday, November 24, 2016
A meal that is fit for a witch
Like veal, but a little more rich
The main course, McGuffin,
Has brains for the stuffin'
She'll squeal for a bit of baked Hitch.
The Man You Chew Too Much? William Castle, Jean Arless and friend celebrate Thanksgiving.
With a bow he stalks ol' Joel McCrea
For his oh-so-sick goal's human prey
Then this man-hunting Count
Is planning to mount
Both his trophy and doe-eyed Fay Wray.
Donald B. Benson
As Count Zaroff, Leslie Banks hunts Fay Wray and Joel McCrea in The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack; 1932). Happy Thanksgiving from the movie-mad gang at LimerWrecks!
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Zaroff's gunning, with dogs big and feral
You keep running through bogs at your peril
Seems you'll never get dry
But if ever you die
You'll look stunning in soggy apparel.
In The Most Dangerous Game (Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1932), Fay Wray and Joel McCrea are chased through the lush -- and damp -- jungle sets of King Kong.