She's Vampira, a lecherous snack
Underwired and fetchingly stacked
Those enormous torpedoes
Cause a storm in our Speedos
We aspire to a stretch on her rack.
David Cairns
Horror hostess Vampira was portrayed by Maila Nurmi, here in a moment from Ed Wood's amusingly awful Plan 9 from Outer Space. You've staggered onto the fog-shrouded set of Vampire Weekends.
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