Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hell's Jingle Bells
Don't believe in the costume he stole
He's an evil and hostile old troll
And this squalid old peeper
Is a holiday creeper --
Christmas eve he crawled out of a hole.
Your brains he'll dash out in the snow
Your remains will get mashed to and fro
Your blood he will shed
That's why he wears red
So stains from the gashes won't show.
Oliver MacGreevy is a caustic Claus, creeping out Joan Collins in
Tales from the Cryp
t (Freddie Francis; 1972).
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